Season 2 (1973 - 1974)25. Divided We Stand (K-401) September 15, 1973 Written by Larry Gelbart Directed by Jackie Cooper Guest Stars: Anthony Holland Gen. Clayton assigns a psychiatrist Capt. Hildebrand (Anthony Holland) to examine the 4077th. Henry tells them to be on their best behavior, or else they will be split up. But the 4077th soon begins to act in their traditional, inane ways. 26. 5 O'Clock Charlie (K-403) September 22, 1973 Written by Larry Gelbart and Laurence Marks Directed by Norman Tokar Guest Stars: Norman Tokar An inept N. Korean pilot's bombings of (near) the camp become a spectator sport. Frank complains that the pilot should be shot down, but it isn't until Gen. Clayton's jeep is bombed until any action is taken. 27. Radar's Report (K-402) September 29, 1973 Written by Laurence Marks Directed by Jackie Cooper Guest Stars: Joan Van Ark, Allan Arbus, Tom Dever Hot Lips and Frank request to have Kilnger examined by a psychiatrist, Hawkeye flirts with a nurse (Joan Van Ark), and all the goings on are reported to the Army in Radar's weekly report. 28. For the Good of the Outfit (K-404) October 6, 1973 Written by Jerry Mayer Directed by Jackie Cooper Guest Stars: Frank Aletter The accidental shelling of the S. Korean village of Tai Dong gets Hawkeye and Trapper's attention. While the Army accepts no responsibility, they do plan to rebuild the village, with its own soft ice cream maker! 29. Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde (K-405) October 13, 1973 Written by Alan Alda and Robert Klane Directed by Jackie Cooper Guest Stars: Jackie Cooper Hawkeye is on duty for 3 days straight, and decides to send the 4077th's latrine to N. Korea. 30. Kim (K-407) October 20, 1973 Written by Marc Mandel, Larry Gelbart, and Laurence Marks Directed by William Wiard Guest Stars: Leslie Evans, Edgar Raymond Miller, Ray Poss, Maggie Roswell, Momo Yashima Trapper becomes very attached to an apparently orphaned little Korean boy named Kim, and wants to adopt him--that is, if he doesn't get blown to bits in the minefield. 31. L.I.P. (Local Indigenous Personnel) (K-406) October 27, 1973 Written by Carl Kleinschmitt Directed by William Wiard Guest Stars: Corinne Camacho, Burt Young, Jerry Zaks Hawkeye, Trapper, and Radar blackmail a lt. with a few pranks to allow Cpl. Walker to marry a local Korean girl. 32. The Trial of Henry Blake (K-408) November 3, 1973 Written by McLean Stevenson, Larry Gelbart, and Laurence Marks Directed by Don Weis Guest Stars: Hope Summers, Robert F. Smimon, Jack Aaron Houlihan and Burns challenge Col. Blake's fitness to command, and it is up to Nurse Meg Cratty to come to the rescue. 33. Dear Dad...Three (K-409) November 10, 1973 Written by Larry Gelbart and Laurence Marks Directed by Don Weis Guest Stars: Mills Watson, Sivi Aberg, Arthur Abelson A bigoted sergeant seeking the right-"colored" blood learns a lesson in prejudice from the 4077th. 34. The Sniper (K-410) November 17, 1973 Written by Richard M. Powell Directed by Jackie Cooper Guest Stars: Teri Garr, Marcia Gelman, Dennis Troy A lone sniper has the 4077th pinned down--including Radar and Henry in the shower. The poor boy thinks he's firing on McArthur's headquarters, and a chopper finally comes by and wounds him with gunfire from above, ending the siege. 35. Carry On, Hawkeye (K-411) November 24, 1973 Written by Bernard Dilbert, Larry Gelbart, and Laurence Marks Directed by Jackie Cooper Guest Stars: Lynette Mettey, Gwen Farrell, Marcia Gelman Hawkeye is the only doctor not struck down by the flu bug. Houlihan must inject him in the ass with a flu shot! 36. The Incubator (K-412) December 1, 1973 Written by Larry Gelbart and Laurence Marks Directed by Jackie Cooper Guest Stars: Robert F. Simon, Logan Ramsey, Vic Tayback Hawkeye and Trapper battle the Army in their efforts to get a badly needed incubator for the 4077th. 37. Deal Me Out (K-413) December 8, 1973 Written by Larry Gelbart and Laurence Marks Directed by Gene Reynolds Guest Stars: Pat Morita, Allan Arbus, Edward Winter, John Ritter The weekly poker game is interrupted when Radar hits the infamous Whiplash Wang with a jeep. Pat Morita guests as one of the poker players. A wounded soldier (John Ritter) getting counseling from Sidney Freedman (Alan Arbus) wants to kill Frank. Edward Winter appears as Captain Hallorin. 38. Hot Lips and Empty Arms (K-414) December 15, 1973 Written by Linda Bloodworth and Mary Kay Place Directed by Jackie Cooper Guest Stars: Jackie Cooper Maj. Houlihan decides to dump Frank and requests a transfer. 39. Officers Only (K-415) December 22, 1973 Written by Ed Jurist Directed by Jackie Cooper Guest Stars: Robert F. Simon, Robert Weaver, Clyde Kusatsu Hawkeye and Trapper save Gen. Mitchell's son, and they get an officer's club as a reward--well, sort of an officer's club. 40. Henry in Love (K-416) January 5, 1974 Written by Larry Gelbart and Laurence Marks Directed by Don Weis Guest Stars: Katherine Baumann, Odessa Cleveland, Sheila Lauritsen Henry falls in love with Nancy Sue Parker, a former cheerleader from the Ohio State University :) while in Tokyo. Hawkeye, Trapper, and Radar try to prevent Henry from letting his marriage go up in smoke over her. 41. For Want of a Boot (K-417) January 12, 1974 Written by Sheldon Keller Directed by Don Weis Guest Stars: Michael Lerner, Suzanne Zenor, Johnny Kaymer A riotous episode in which Hawkeye will do anything to get a new pair of boots. In order to get Zale to get him some, he must get an appointment for Zale with Futterman, the camp dentist, who will only do it if Henry will give him a pass to Tokyo, and Henry will only grant the pass if Houlihan will get off his back, which she will do only if the guys throw a party for Frank's birthday with a cake, and Radar will only help get the cake if he gets a date with Nurse Murphy, who will only date someone with a hair dryer, and Klinger won't give up the hair dryer unless he gets a section 8 (and Frank won't sign). The deal falls through, much to the chagrin of Hawkeye. 42. Operation Noselift (K-418) January 19, 1974 Written by Erik Tarloff Directed by Hy Averback Guest Stars: Stuart Margolin Hawkeye and Trapper arrange for an unauthorized nosejob for an enlisted man with a huge schnozz (Mulcahy concurs). But Hawkeye's cohort who agrees to do the job has other interests, mainly bagging a nurse. 43. The Chosen People (K-419) January 26, 1974 Written by Laurence Marks, Sheldon Keller, and Larry Gelbart Directed by Jackie Cooper Guest Stars: Pat Morita, Clare Nono, Dennis Robertson, Jay Jay Jue, Jerry Fujikawa The local Koreans provide interesting scenarios for the 4077th. 44. As You Were (K-420) February 2, 1974 Written by Larry Gelbart and Laurence Marks Directed by Hy Averback Guest Stars: Patricia Stevens The 4077th has no wounded for several days, until they start pouring in again. 45. Crisis (K-421) February 9, 1974 Written by Larry Gelbart and Laurence Marks Directed by Don Weis Guest Stars: Jeff Maxwell, Alberta Jay Supply lines to the 4077th are cut. Consequently, the personnel must find ways to deal with the shortages. 46. George (K-422) February 16, 1974 Written by John Regier and Gary Markowitz Directed by Gene Reynolds Guest Stars: Richard Ely, George Simmons In an episode that would fit the headlines in 1993, Burns tries to slap a dishonorable discharge on a decorated soldier who admits to being a homosexual. 47. Mail Call (K-423) February 23, 1974 Written by Larry Gelbart and Laurence Marks Directed by Alan Alda Guest Stars: Dennis Troy, Sheila Lauritsen, William Christopher The arrival of a new batch of mail makes Trapper depressed and he wants to desert, despite Hawkeye's efforts otherwise. Meanwhile, Hawkeye learns he has successfully tricked Frank into buying stocks in the fictitious company, Pioneer Aviation. 48. A Smattering of Intelligence (K-424) March 2, 1974 Written by Larry Gelbart and Laurence Marks Directed by Larry Gelbart Guest Stars: Edward Winter, Bill Fletcher A classic episode in which Col. Flagg and another secret agent from another intelligence agency come to the 4077th to keep their eyes on one another and the camp. Hawkeye and Trapper trick them both into thinking that Burns is a traitor--one thinks he's a facist, the other thinks he's a communist.
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